omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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