I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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