god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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