I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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