I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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