Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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