Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
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go home
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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