Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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