How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I need moral support for this bender
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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