How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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