Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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