i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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