Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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