I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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