Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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