I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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