Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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