Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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