I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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