nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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