How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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