You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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