His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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