We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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