i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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