I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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