I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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