i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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