If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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