As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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