I got chris browned last night
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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