she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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