she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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