dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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