i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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