Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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