i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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