I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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