i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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