DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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