Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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