And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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