Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i don't like sucking hair
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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