Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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