And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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