Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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