So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
how does that bad decision feel?
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