He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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