I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Success! We fucked roommates!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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