if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We have started to decorate penises.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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