she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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