So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So much Jack, so little girl.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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