do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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