Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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