just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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