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i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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