Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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