If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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